6 best ways to survive the hardship of fuel scarcity in Nigeria

For some days now, it's been suffering and smiling with my fellow Nigerians over the issue of fuel scarcity. I laughed my ass out when i saw some funny fuel memes on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram; but i was so disappointed in our government when i realised the issue had gotten out of hands. 

Not only are the average Nigerians suffering from it, the rich Nigerians are also crying over the same issue. It has affected MTN, Airtel and Etisalat telecommunications, Banks and radio stations have started shutting down earlier than necessary, church choristers are now fast-forwarding their songs to manage fuel #lol, flights are being cancelled, and even an oyinbo (white) man was seen on a motorbike searching for fuel.

Relationship Issues: Dissing To Naija Guys & Babes Who Marry For Names & Money. (A Must Read)

Don't mind this picture oh....Nigerians will photoshop anything photoshopable lol... but i love the concept sha. 

The issue i want to hint on is about some of our naija guys and ladies who have nothing to write home about but they want someone to love them for who they are. Uhm...this is not funny oh..If you are one of such, REPENT!

Guy, before you ask a lady to love you for who you are, you should know who you really are. 

You don't have a job, you have got no vision, no burning desire, not even an ambition, yet you keep saying you need a lady that will 'love you for who you are'. Uhm...Who are you anyway? Do you have an identity? I beg identify yourself and don't ask anyone to go on a suicide mission.

If all you have got to offer a lady is your SURNAME, uhm...i pity for you because your name will eventually become a SOURname if the lady mistakenly marries you for your father's name. #Trust naija women with their bad mouth#

Ladies, do you really know what you want in a man?

Oftentimes,when you ask a lady what she wants in a man,her response is always "i want an honest,faithful man…a man who will love me for me" (I'm not exempted lol) I think we are so shallow minded when it comes to making the right choice in a relationship or going into the right relationship. We are so caught up in our fairytales land and we forget that there are other factors we need to put into consideration because love is just not enough to make a relationship work.

Factors like:

Does he know your birthday?

Does he understand your moods?

Does he know your weaknesses and strengths?

What are his own dreams?

What is your role in those dreams?

What kind of person is he?

Does he smoke? Why does he smoke?

Does he drink? What makes him drink?

What is his lifestyle?

How does he fund it? What does he do for a living?

What does he want to do for a living? What does he want to do for a better tomorrow?

A MUST READ: Ladies, marriage is not a DO or DIE affair.

This lady was beaten blue/black by her husband and she is in coma....no one knows if she will make it.

This whole violence against women is deafening and a law should be put in place to castrate any man who raises his hand against a woman. I want to use this avenue to diss the ladies who still think marriage is for better or for worse. 

Few days ago, a friend of mine asked me for advice, her husband is what you will call a 'dog', he goes after anything and everything, he keep telling his girlfriends that he is not married, then promise them marriage and even goes ahead to impregnate them; Whereas he has a wife and child at home. Now, my friend is scared because her husband might end up contacting her with STDs, even at that, she still thinks marriage is for better and for worse. 

I didn't ask her to leave her marriage, i only asked her to choose between her life and her marriage. If her life is important to her, she will leave the marriage and take care of her child but if the marriage is more important to her, she will get infected with STDs and another woman will help her train her child. 

How can you sacrifice your life for someone who doesn't even know the value? 

Stop Worshiping Your Pastors, They Are Humans Like You

Stupidity is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet....... 

Mumu is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which your children wi

ll never attend...

 

Ignorance is when you believe it when ur pastors tells you not to live worldly life, and yet he enjoys all d best things in d world, fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own....

 

Idiocy is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache...

 

Kolo is when you see a poor beggar on d road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket bcos it is your tithe money....

 

U are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under d hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while ur pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned­ state of d art SUV with his delectable wife slowing driving along d road.

 

Stop worshiping ur pastors!!! They are human being like u; they don’t have no power! If they had power they claim they av, Nigeria would not be d way it is.